I just watched an Oha Star clip uploaded to Hello!Online. Why did I watch this clip? I have no clue. I didn’t even read the description of it. I just downloaded it, watched and got some terrible comments that I am utterly ashamed of.

For what it’s worth - I’ve watched an episode of Kirarin Revolution. It is truly an awful show. I guess Koha and these two fools with her are acting out their characters on the show.

One can look downright frightened/frightening before striking an idol pose.

But it’s worth it!

Bored of committing these acts of horror, Koha moves on to the task at hand.

Crushing the Eggs that that are trying to steal her spotlight!

“Ha ha Sayaka! You think you are going to take the lead from me? You got another thing coming!”

Koha prepares to smash the puny Eggs - but loses her grip. You’d think she would have had a better hold of her position in H!P by now.

Fly to the sky Yuu!

Some Japanese boys are with Koha, presumably to be her body double when she pulls her hair back.

Konnichi Pa Koha returns to get a little crunk.

Oh no! What happened? Did the Egg break open before it got a chance to prove its worth? Did it hatch into something amazing?

No! Some geek caught it!

Koha reprimands the wota for touching the Egg. Idols are to be watched not touched.

Having done her Nacchi’s community service by talking to fans (how does that work?), Koha retreats to the pretty boys with the Egg in hand.

What just happened right there? Koha handed the Egg to the pretty boys! I’ve said before how I have a sneaking suspicion this is how Megumi was set up by her fellow C-uters who had more to gain. And since Yuu Kikkawa is Megu reincarnate in my eyes, it’s happened to her again!

The pretty boys aren’t satisfied with just one Egg though. They want the whole batch! Well, there’s plenty go around in this company.

“I will crush the Eggs for you Koha! Then you can have all the anime singles and silly dances to yourself!”

“Yay!”

What are they planning….

An orgy!

Pretty Boy 1 bangs those Eggs against the table.

Yuu! Sayaka! You had such promise! Well, goodbye.

Here lies Nocchi, Sawada, Kanon.

Pretty Boy 2 likes what he sees…

It’s Tomoiki Ki wo Uetai. Although swimming around in a bowl is more activity than that group has ever seen.

Koha is happy that her pretty boy minions are so good are breaking open Eggs. I can’t even make the joke here.

Not satisfied with ruining the idol careers and resumes of the broken Eggs, Koha takes the next step. She wants to eat them.

But Pretty Boy 1 isn’t satisfied with the pace Koha is going at. He wants it faster, and harder.

“These hands can work magic!”

Look at him go! Oh! Oh!

Why is Koha allowed to watch this display? Pretty Boy 1 should be ashamed of himself.

Pretty Boy 2 shows off his frightened turtle. Must be shrinkage.

Ahaha. Well, it was pretty obvious when they named the group Milky Way.

This is a site Koha has never seen before. Apparently, Koha has never had a night with Kanna.

Egads! Those ARE hands of magic!

Oops! Got some on your nose. Pretty Boy 2 can get that off for you!

On the next Oha Star: Koha and the pretty boys order takeout.