Or A~chan or Kashiyuka for that matter.

Because that’s what we get in the Secret Secret PV!

The PV has loads of shameless promotion for what may or may not be a real product. I don’t really care. The videos from Namie Amuro’s 60s70s80s were shamelessly promoting something like hair products. It doesn’t matter - I’m used to pop culture being a 24/7 commercial. The budget has to come from somewhere right? H!P should allow their PVs to be one giant commercial.

The preview of Secret Secret was my favorite of the bunch (of the two). Enough of my blabbering. Lots of screenshots time!

The fembots aren’t in function right now. They need something to wake them up.

Ah, yes. Chocolate. Chocolove from AKB48 has already stated that the lifeline of idols is not blood but in fact chocolate. It took Perfume for me to believe it though.

Well, my day is made.

Kashi!

So even though they need chocolate to function, A~chan decides to tease Kashiyuka and Nocchi by keeping chocolate away from them. I think I like this evil A~chan.

Damn Nocchi.

By the way, I’m really hating on Kanye for bringing these sunglasses in effect.

Kashi has malfunctioned. Maybe if A~chan would have given her the chocolate we could have avoided this.

But no need to fear!

Hehe.

And Perfume turns into mannequins. This is quite sad actually. Maybe it means that anybody can be the face of this commercial. Perfume are just in the right place at the right time. And one day, Perfume will fade away and new mannequins will replace them…

Ah but it doesn’t matter for now! We are young, popular and have chocolate!