C-ute Is Going to Break Up In 2008

2006: Def Diva
2007: GAM
2008: C-ute

When it happens, you can all call it the Rakuten Eagles Curse.

* Morning Musume doesn’t count since The Manpower was A) not intended for the baseball team, B) did not have Rakuten Eagles in the title and C) would ruin my theory.

My guesses as to how:

1 - Chisato Okai pulls out a knife in the middle of a concert and finally cuts a solo line. In who is debatable.

2 - Erika Umeda gets caught in a scandal and rocks the foundation of the unit - haha, yah right.

3 - Japan gets sick of teenage girls - haha, yah right.

4 - Airi becomes a full-time member of Buono. What something that could seriously happen?

5 - Either Maimi or Mai is getting pregnant, or both - and potentially with the same baby daddy.

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10 Responses to “C-ute Is Going to Break Up In 2008”

  1. Yoshimi Says:

    GAM never formally disbanded, man. :( They’re just on hiatus.

  2. broomhead Says:

    I knew someone would respond with that!!

  3. International Wota » Blogs Hello! Project » [Blogs] True Life Seek Sees Downfall of C-ute Says:

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  4. Vee Says:

    …and if C-ute were put “on hiatus”, I’d have a miniature heart attack and probably cry, depending on the strength of my state of mind at that moment.

    Most Likely: Eiri leaving the group (though they might just keep going without here…heh)
    Most Jaw-Dropping: Mai getting pregnant (I would LAAAAUUUGH)
    Most Likely To Make Me Applaud: Chisato shivving Nakki.

    All that said…I really hope not. But damn, that curse. Hm.

  5. Vee Says:

    Or Airi. I type well.

  6. andrea Says:

    What are u trying 2 do? kill h!p!

  7. Radicalipton Says:

    @Vee: I would have a major heart attack … in all seriousness, “Every Day Yeah” that C-ute stays together is a bonus day. I have two major blogs on them on my Vox blog: 1) Building a case that C-ute is the best performing group in the world, and 2) that Berryz Kobo will, incredibly, still reel them in at the Battle Concert. Now how can those two story lines coexist? Now I know I’m losing it.

  8. bahbah Says:

    Arghhh

    nooo
    mai arent pregnant
    ~_~

    the gossip are so cruel

  9. Cat Says:

    ^I officially lol’ed at that

    I’d actually like C-ute to disband if that meant Airi would only be in Buono and Maimi and Erika would form a sexy GAM rehash :D
    Okai is very cute, but I can’t stand Hagiwara or Nakkysaki, so there’s my two cents *ducks to avoid all sharp objects thrown at her*

  10. 鈴木愛理 Says:

    Oh lol,
    I think Tsunku will just keep going crazy with Airi and Maimi so everyone will quit. Then the group name will be called “My ♥ Ai”!!

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