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Its Haromoni time! This is probably the dirtiest episode of Haromoni I’ve seen, with more sexual innuendos in the 22 minutes alone than in the last two months of Haromoni.

Therefore, I had lots of fun watching it.

Moutube again OH BOY.

New outfits, THEY LISTENED TO ME!! Again, variety is the spice of life. Keep it up.

This guy throws noodles. Boring.

This idiot pulls cars with his bald, bald head. Do it with your teeth if you want to impress me.

Why my dear Sayumi, that looks like….Mountain Dew… I am confused.

These girls can’t appreciate a good man in his underwear routine. I am going to make them watch Borat.

Elephants! What are they going to do? They PAINT! Hooray. This elephant knows more Japanese than me. I feel stupid.

This dog prays.

Yay Junjun acting crazy and insane. I love it.

Look at Junjun staring intently at the bananas. Thinking back to old Haromoni times, eh Junjun?

Ahahhahaha.

Success. Complete success.

Well, after watching this hot woman and Junjun eat bananas, the producers have to bring us back a little bit…

What? No, seriously, what?

Junjun is still eating bananas. YAY JUNJUN.

Ai grabs some cow nipples. I knew it.

This woman plays red light, green light with this dog. Well then. Either way, what a cute little dog.

Boring.

Risa, why haven’t you shown me this side before?

Eri is still making home videos. Too bad there are no Edison Chen home videos of her.

These gymnast girls walk around.

Morning Musume is going to do Cinderella. If Junjun isn’t Cinderella, I’m calling shenanigans.

Yah yah yah, this episode, no buys, etc., but it was worth watching.

What have we learned this week? Junjun is straight and Ai is a lesbian. Sayumi collects pee. Risa is a dominatrix. And lastly, Eri is hoping to get caught in a Hong Kong sex scandal. I wonder what kind of audience they are trying to attract for that Cinderalla musical? Perhaps it’ll be a very special version of Cinderella with tons of sexual innuendos and inappropriate behavior.

Wait a minute. Cinderella is full of them already! Slavery? Check. Underage Slavery? Check. Physical abuse? (Assumed) Sexual abuse? Running away? Late night, and probable drug-induced, rave parties? A hot little underaged girl smitten with an older male?

Let me direct Morning Musume in Cinderella, please.

Posted on March 2nd, 2008 by broomhead. Filed under Reviews, TV.
Tags: Ai Takahashi, Aika Mitsui, Eri Kamei, Haromoni, Hello!Project, Junjun, Koharu Kusumi, Linlin, Morning Musume, Reina Tanaka, Risa Niigaki, Sayumi Michishige