American Idol Top 16
American Idol came and went this week. It had the worst elimination possible. I lost a lot of reasons to watch this show this week.
It was 80’s week and everyone talked about their most embarrassing moment.
It’s too much effort to take screenshots of this show anymore, especially after what happened in the eliminations.
Luke Menard, singing Wake Me Up Before You Go Go by Wham.
Luke was a crossdresser as a kid and tries to use his sister as an excuse for it. He sucked.
David Archuleta, singing Another Day in Paradise by Phil Collins.
David lost his voice during a song. David can still sing but he gets more and more boring each week.
Danny Noriega, singing Tainted Love by Soft Cell.
Danny fell into the arms of his crush and his face turned red “like a cute, little tomato.” Danny is so great. He sang Tainted Love in a horribly great television moment. He set off an mmhm on Ryan, and I loved it.
David Hernandez, singing It’s All Coming Back To Me Now by Pandora’s Box.
David picks his nose. I was right when I said David could sing! But he is too cocky (lol).
Michael Johns, singing Don’t You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds.
Michael got gangbanged dressed as a kangaroo. This was a terrible performance.
David Cook, singing Hello by Lionel Richie.
David forgot the lyrics to a song when he was a kid. Doesn’t that happen to like every kid? David is boring. He doesn’t stand out at all.
Jason Castro, singing Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen.
Jason is the least interesting person of them all. He still hasn’t got a haircut and I don’t think he will. He sang without the guitar and exposed that he sucks. He was pretty much whispering the entire time. The judges loved him because of agendas.
Chikezie, singing All the Man That I Need by Whitney Houston.
Chikezie used the girls’ bathroom as a kid. This was boring.
Asia’h Epperson, singing I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me) by Whitney Houston.
Asia’h can’t roller skate. Asia’h had an 80’s outfit. That is a BAD CHOICE. It was a bad performance too.
Kady Malloy, singing Who Wants to Live Forever by Queen.
Even her music teacher hated Kady. This was really, really bad. She is also incredibly boring. She needs to go.
Amanda Overmyer, singing I Hate Myself for Loving You by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.
Amanda was saved by the backing vocals. Better than most of the crap this week though.
Carly Smithson, singing I Drove All Night by Cyndi Lauper.
Carly’s most embarassing moment was her failed pop career. Of course, she doesn’t admit to that. CARLY IS SO BORING. I don’t care if she can sing at this point.
Kristy Lee Cook, singing Faithfully by Joruney.
Kristy Lee used to pretend she would be a dog and, in her own words, “walk on her hands and knees.” Kristy set her boobs out apart from the competition this week. She was awful.
Ramiele Malubay, singing Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now) by Phil Collins.
Ramiele’s most embarassing moment was getting dumped. She can really, really sing. The difference between her and Carly is that Ramiele doesn’t have to oversing and shout to point out that she is a good singer. Plus, I’d rather sit down and talk to Ramiele, since it’s bound to get lols. In fact, Ryan came up to her after and asked why this song is important to Ramiele. Ramiele said because of “STUFF!” Awesome. They showed Danny wearing Ramiele’s sunglasses. Again, awesome.
Brooke White, singing Love Is a Battlefield by Pat Benatar.
Brooke was ok this week, but there is no way she would top last week’s You’re So Vain.
Syesha Mercado, singing Saving All My Love for You by Whitney Houston.
Syesha got dumped too. This was good.
Males (Last Week - 2W)
1. Danny Noriega (2 - 3)
2. David Archuleta (4 - 2)
3. David Hernandez (3 - 7)
4. David Cook (5 - 11)
5. Chikezie (1 - 
6. Michael Johns (6 - 6)
7. Luke Menard (8 - 12)
8. Jason Castro (7 - 1)
Females (Last Week - 2W)
1. Brooke White (1 - 2)
2. Ramiele Malubay (3 - 3)
3. Syesha Mercado (2 - 5)
4. Amanda Overmyer (7 - 6)
5. Carly Smithson (5 - 6. Asia’h Epperson (7 - 7. Kristy Lee Cook (9 - 12)
8. Kady Malloy (10 - 9)
So let’s get to the eliminations.
Luke Menard: Luke’s image was a fake hipster. I can’t see many people watching American Idol caring about this. He was so boring, so it is no surprise he is gone.
Asia’h Epperson: Asia’h really didn’t stand out. She got high praise in Week 1, but the next week she tried to stand out on her vocals. The horrible outfit hurt her a lot this week. I think people got tired of a boring, albeit more outgoing, candidate.
Kady Malloy: Kady was boring and not outgoing. I have no idea how she made it this far and I have no idea who would vote for her.
Danny Noriega: Ugh. I can’t believe it. Was he too girly for America? I don’t know. It’s disappointing for sure. Danny was a great source for entertainment and comedy.
Tags: American Idol, Danny Noriega, Ramiele Malubay
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