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This was the worst episode of Haromoni ever.

They have new outfits again. Well doesn’t this just prove that they listening to me and I called it? You are welcome.

Sayumi is sexy. Yes she is.

This guy again. Why?

These kids are boring. You know who I am screenshoting this for.

BORING.

A guy barbecues. Ugh, this show.

These are getting real old.

Wow, the train guy again. Am I watching the wrong episode? THAT WOULD BE SO HORRIBLE. A quick look at the girls with no Aika and Koharu confirms that I am indeed watching the right episode. Is that a good thing? I only feel relief that I don’t have to start over again.

Shit.

This kid can ride a bike. It’s sad when that is the most talent on display on this tv show.

Haromoni writers/producers to their viewers: We can’t think of any more ideas! We give up!

So when is Berikyuu starting?

This guy needs to make me a drink. I need one.

Perhaps Linlin does have boobs. The only redeeming factor of this episode.

Junjun does, surprise, the same thing Aika did last week. Junjun is really good looking.

And it finally ends.

So there was no Aika and Koharu this week. You’d think I’d care. Even if they were there, would it have mattered? The girls themselves had so little focus in this episode. I know Junjun was on camera for a while and I had a desperate attempt to find Linlin’s boobs. Other than that, what happened?

I know that I have said the phrase “this is the worst Haromoni ever” before. At least, I had to have said it before. I think it almost every week. How is it possible for a TV show to be the worst episode ever week after week?

There are so many formulas for successful television that whoever is producing/writing this could follow. It’s been done with H!P girls before. Fake quiz shows, sporting contests, theater, anything. Even the children’s games had Erika Miyoshi and Yui Okada’s boobs, which was so much better than Moutube. How many times am I going to say it? Watching Morning Musume watch people is BORING. I don’t want to hear a “when they weather gets warmer, they will do stuff” excuse. They have a studio. They can do things.

This is my plea to you: Don’t watch this. DO NOT WATCH IT. It won’t accomplish anything in changing the show’s format. Just think of what else you could do with 22 minutes. Would you rather do that or watch Haromoni? If you are a Koha or Aika fan, don’t watch it. If you are a Junjun or Linlin fan, watch something else of them. If you are a Gakikame or Reina fan, listen to their radio shows. If you are a Sayumi fan, go look at her photobooks. If you are an Aichan fan, what is the matter with you? If you just love the Morning Musume brand, watch some 10th anniversary single collections stuff. Wherever you do to get your fix, do not resort to watching this episode of Haromoni that aired on March 9, 2008.

Posted on March 10th, 2008 by broomhead. Filed under Reviews, TV.
Tags: Ai Takahashi, Aika Mitsui, Eri Kamei, Haromoni, Hello!Project, Junjun, Koharu Kusumi, Linlin, Morning Musume, Reina Tanaka, Risa Niigaki, Sayumi Michishige