True Life Seek

Let’s travel back in time to April 20, 2008. Let’s watch an episode of Haromoni. 4/20 is a date commonly associated with weed, which is something you have to be smoking to enjoy this show.

I’ll never understand why, on a television show where retakes are possible, some girls never look at the right camera. This is the director’s fault. Linlin looks pregnant. She either is having a baby or ate one.

Reina and Sayumi look connected here, as if they are Siamese twins. Could you possibly have two people on further ends of the spectrum?

I’ve always wondered what was behind that door. Perhaps a way out of this show. Knowing my luck, it’d be locked.

Koha is pretty tall. Koha and Eri attempt to start a fire while Aika couldn’t care less. That’s my indifferent hero!

They recap a bunch of stuff from last week. On shows like Haromoni, recapping is good. You cannot expect casual viewers to remember what happens week to week.

On the other hand, it is Haromoni. Therefore, it is recapping a lot of rubbish and makes me want to scream.

Junjun has to memorize these people in Japanese as well as the Japanese language itself. How unfair.

And it’s time for a memory game! A new activity never before seen on Haromoni.

A lot was made about Junjun balling her eyes out. I thought it was nice that she wanted to win so badly. However, I question her priorities if she is going to cry over a freaking memory quiz, on Haromoni no less. Furthermore, it’s not as if there is any torture or punishment for losing on Haromoni, unlike idoling!!! - the best TV show on the planet. You just lose, get called cute and move on.

You didn’t hear it from me, but they never hassle their own kind…

I do believe that I’d have more fun watching Haromoni just going frame-by-frame and finding photos like this hilarious one of Eri Kamei.

Despite Aika being in her moment of glory, Koha decides to take this time to declare how great she is. Some people may be shocked at the audacity and disrespect Koha shows. I don’t really care. Plus, I know those who step to Aika better back the f- up before they get smacked the f- up.

I’m not sure whether or not Koha has sickle cell or something, but I do know she’s liable to have a seizure or a heart attack.

And now Haromoni gets boring. However, I do like the idea of hidden cameras on Morning Musume. Perhaps one should be placed in their dressing room.

Another Eri and Risa skit. This time we get the making of their stuff. Waste of time.

Another boring skit. At this point, I feel like I am frozen in time.

Another Ai lesbian reporter skit. Every Haromoni skit apparently MUST continue and be the same week after week.

And the show, much like v-u-den, is over.

Posted on June 5th, 2008 by broomhead. Filed under TV.
Tags: Ai Takahashi, Aika Mitsui, Eri Kamei, Haromoni, Junjun, Koharu Kusumi, Linlin, Morning Musume, Risa Niigaki, Sayumi Michishige