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It’s hot. Too damn hot.

If you live on the east coast (the right coast) of North America, you know what I am talking about. A terrible heat wave has run rampant through these parts. Those of us that live in the northeast are not accustomed to this weather. We feel it is hot at 86°F (30°C), let alone temperatures pushing 100°F (~38°C).

Unfortunately, this heat wave is coming at the worst time possible. Lots of us want to cut down on our electricity bills. In years past, the immediate reaction to this weather is sticking in the air conditioner. I’m trying to hold out as long as possible. Several fans, ice and nudes of Hillary Clinton (think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts) have not made things cooler, so I need to turn to a new source.

So please, photobooks of Hello!Project, enjoy your beaches and pools. Anything to make me feel like I am there and not in this sweltering, humid heat.

While I would love to go to the beach, the waters here are polluted and full of people’s rubbish.

Same thing with pools, community pools are gross.

Sadly, there are no caves full of water either.

The water looks so nice to swim in. It isn’t fair…

Goggles to swim underwater for a long time. I’m getting jealous.

This is just cruel. A water slide, a water park. This isn’t fair.

Again, if I went to a community pool, it’d be full of 6 years old peeing in the water.

Yeah, you can swim in the pool and I can’t - I get it!

They even have multiple pools. One isn’t enough. A greedy bunch, they are.

Screw you.

NOT. FAIR.

I’ve done this myself. It doesn’t work. You can stick your head in front of a fan for several hours. The second you walk away from it, the heat is back in full effect. Fans are essentially useless.

Oh, I see. You don’t need to use the pool but you could if you wanted to. I hate you.

Perhaps this was a bad idea.

Yes, I would like some water. I would like some pool. But you will never give it to me. False promises is all you are good for.

During the whole time, all I could talk about was how hot it is and how much I wish I could be swimming in water to cool off. Instead of, y’know, the girls in bikinis and being wet. Clearly, this heat is getting to me…

Posted on June 9th, 2008 by broomhead. Filed under Eyecandy.
Tags: Asami Konno, Aya Matsuura, Ayumi Shibata, Eri Kamei, Koharu Kusumi, Maimi Yajima, Makoto Ogawa, Mari Yaguchi, Miki Fujimoto, Miyabi Natsuyaki, Photobook, Risa Niigaki, Sayumi Michishige, Yurina Kumai