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C-ute Is Going to Break Up In 2008

2006: Def Diva
2007: GAM
2008: C-ute

When it happens, you can all call it the Rakuten Eagles Curse.

* Morning Musume doesn’t count since The Manpower was A) not intended for the baseball team, B) did not have Rakuten Eagles in the title and C) would ruin my theory.

My guesses as to how:

1 - Chisato Okai pulls out a knife in the middle of a concert and finally cuts a solo line. In who is debatable.

2 - Erika Umeda gets caught in a scandal and rocks the foundation of the unit - haha, yah right.

3 - Japan gets sick of teenage girls - haha, yah right.

4 - Airi becomes a full-time member of Buono. What something that could seriously happen?

5 - Either Maimi or Mai is getting pregnant, or both - and potentially with the same baby daddy.

Posted on April 12th, 2008 by broomhead. Filed under Quickies, The Rest.
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TLS March Madness: Suzuki Region 2v7/11v14

In this round:
11. Ayumi Shibata vs. 14. Masae Ohtani
2. Arisa Noto vs. 7. Natsumi Abe

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Posted on March 29th, 2008 by broomhead. Filed under March Madness.
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The Banner Member of H!P

That’s David Banner.

Yesterday, there was a gamma ray burst that may have been visible to the naked eye. Gamma ray bursts can be very scary things. The amount of energy that they realize is something that just cannot simply be imagined. However, they are weird phenomena. I would expect a star blowing up to release energy in all directions, but this doesn’t happen.

For those more interested in this gamma ray burst, here is an article (with a photo of the light). Even though the light is just reaching us now, the star that exploded was 7.5 billion light years away. That means 3 billion years before our solar system was in its current form, this star blew up. And it is just now reaching us. That is crazy!! I would also imagine that there were no objects in space that was in the line of path of the light for us to see it. No asteroids, comets, planets, space junk, American flags or babies for this light to deflect off of. I can only imagine the odds of us seeing this light were pretty low.

I would have been satisfied just seeing this event without capturing it. Because only by witnessing some sort of a gamma explosion could I have transformed into The Hulk.

Which begs the question, what H!P member would make the most convincing Hulk? Well it’s not going to be Edward Norton.

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Posted on March 20th, 2008 by broomhead. Filed under Articles.
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TLS March Madness: Suzuki Region 2v15/7v10

In this round:
2. Arisa Noto vs. 15. Minami Sengoku
7. Natsumi Abe vs. 10. Yurina Kumai

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Posted on March 15th, 2008 by broomhead. Filed under March Madness.
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The Hello!Project Trail

Tonight, I decided it was time to play the Oregon Trail again. So I loaded up my original CD (oh yeah), got a DOS emulator and had some fun.

Except my idea of fun with the Oregon Trail isn’t winning the game with my friends.

It’s more along the lines of:

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Posted on February 23rd, 2008 by broomhead. Filed under Articles.
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V-u-den Breaking Up a Good Thing

It seems like times are bad for Hello!Project. Berryz Koubou is going to release another uninspiring single. C-ute is going to follow up the fantastic Tokaiko Junjou with Lalala Shiawase no Uta, a song that’s already frowned upon by many after the 58th Kouhaku. Morning Musume’s next single is delayed. Natsumi Abe and Maimi Yajima’s single, 16sai no Koi Nante, did not sell well and I have a sneaking suspicion the blame for it will be laid upon Maimi. Risako Sugaya is dangerously risking overexposure by releasing a third photobook, which is unjustly coming before the first photobooks of Aika Mitsui, Li Chun, Chinami Tokunaga, Kanna Arihara and others.

Despite all of that, good news has arrived today! V-u-den is breaking up! It may not seem like it, but it is good news.

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Posted on January 26th, 2008 by broomhead. Filed under Articles.
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16sai no Koi Nante

The facts may prove that this video is about Maimi Yajima and Natsumi Abe going into a ramen shop. This is what they tell me. I am under no certain terms to have to believe them. So I don’t. Let me tell you what this video is about.

Natsumi is sneaking Maimi into a club. I don’t blame her.

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Posted on January 16th, 2008 by broomhead. Filed under PVs, Reviews.
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